Ⓔlevenhour

imsirius:

And that’s how it goes, kids. The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies, and partners in crime you loved so much when you’re young: as the years go by, you just lose touch. 

That being said, I did manage to keep track of a few people.

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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

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typhonatemybaby:

Legendary Wolf.

i dont think teen wolf has actualy ever topped this moment.

(Source: lonewolfed)

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

posted 8 hours ago with 78,725 notes
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aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

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carryonmywaywardsorcerer:

avenging-superwholockian:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

he deserves an oscar for this

well it seems he’s not getting it for anything else

(Source: stevensyeun)

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deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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